Book the audit. 30 minutes. One operator.

We open your numbers. We tell you exactly where the leaks are. You walk out with a plan — whether you hire us or not. No deck. No SDR. No discovery dance. Just the numbers, the diagnosis, and the next three moves.

// MOVED $1.5B revenue

// LIVE 11 brands running

// EXPERIENCE 14 yrs in the room

// CALL 30 min · zero pitch

What we cover in 30 minutes.

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Your engine. Page → backend → ads pipeline. We trace where every visitor goes and where they fall off.
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Your leak map. Where revenue exits per axis — landing, checkout, post-purchase, retention, paid.
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Your AOV ceiling. Upsell architecture, bundle math, and the cap your current cart structure imposes on revenue per order.
04 /
Your AI deployment fit. Which operator agents install first — ads, retention, content, or ops — and what they cost vs. produce.
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Your yes or no. Whether we work together. Plain English. No follow-up sequence. No “let me send a proposal.”

// SALES_CALL.SH · 30 MIN · NO PITCH ROOM_01 · ACCEPTING

What this isn’t.

→Not a sales pitch — Manny shows up, not an SDR.
→Not a webinar disguised as a call. No screen-share of someone else’s wins.
→Not a “discovery” call where they ask you 50 questions and tell you nothing.
→Not free strategy with a hidden upsell at minute 28. The diagnosis is the deliverable.

// WHAT IT IS 30 minutes. Your numbers. Plain English. Yes or no.

// THE FRAME

Bring access. Leave with a plan.

// WHAT YOU BRING

Read-only access to ads, store, email metrics.

Hide nothing — we’ll find it anyway. Bring the dashboards you actually use, not the polished investor view. The leaks live in the messy data.

// WHAT YOU LEAVE WITH

A plain-English diagnosis + the next 3 moves.

Whether you hire us or not. You walk out with the same map our paying clients get in week one — just compressed into 30 minutes.

// WHO THIS IS FOR

8-figure consumer brands. Stalled scale.

CAC up. LTV flat. ROAS sliding. Operator at the helm — not a marketing manager translating to a CMO translating to a founder. We talk to the person who decides.

Not for under $5M ARR. Not for “shopping agencies.” Not for tire-kickers.

// THE CALL

Calendar’s above. Pick a slot.

We’ll see you in the room. 30 minutes. One operator. The numbers, the work, and the next move.

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